Asses Quotes

130 quotes by 115 authors

Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her. If she isn't,… — John Huston
I've signed dicks, asses, parole cards, a colostomy bag while it was still pumping. A couple of years ago, I signed a bloody Tampax. That's… — John Waters
He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves,… — Jess C Scott
And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a newspaper. You know… — Tina Fey
We probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowing. — Tupac Shakur
Drinking in a honky tonk, just kicking hippies asses and raising hell. — Jerry Jeff Walker
Soderquist's Paradox: There are more horses' asses than horses. — John Peers
All my compatriots are asses compared to me. — Paul Cezanne
I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses. — Luke the Evangelist
If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses. — Ricky Gervais
Who I think is actually doing great things for the appearance of women is that Kardashian girl. Kim Kardashian is giving an alternative. I don't… — Lucy Lawless
I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show "Total Divas", about female wrestlers. It's like,… — Courtney Love
All I'm saying is we got plenty of Texans, and people from Montana, and New Jersey, and Wyoming, or Kansas City. We got plenty of… — Billy Bob Thornton
I've always appreciated people like Graham Parker or Loudon Wainwright III, who spend their entire lives writing songs and working their asses off just to… — Judd Apatow
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses. — Heinrich Heine
Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ. — Heinrich Heine
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? — G. Gordon Liddy
More Americans own their home than ever before. Nearly 70 percent of American's are homeowners. So it is a good time for us to asses… — Randy Neugebauer
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Dogs do not ritually urinate in… — Aldous Huxley
you boys can keep your virgins give me hot old women in high heels with asses that forgot to get old. — Charles Bukowski

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