Asses Quotes

130 quotes by 115 authors

I like people admitting they were complete stupid horses' asses. I know I'll perform better if I rub my nose in my mistakes. This is… — Charlie Munger
I had a professor one time... He said, 'Class, you will forget almost everything I will teach you in here, so please remember this: that… — Rich Mullins
The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with drugs. — Thomas Sydenham
Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of… — Hiromu Arakawa
CUNNING, n. The faculty that distinguishes a weak animal or person from a strong one. It brings its possessor much mental satisfaction and great material… — Ambrose Bierce
I just want to say we support the troops and we love every one of them. Even if they...I know a lot of my friends… — M. Shadows
Accumulating injuries are the price we pay for the thrill of not having sat around on our asses. — Mark Rippetoe
Pompous asses knows how to put the moan in sanctimonious. — Andy Hargreaves
In the first place, any group of folks willing to make asses of themselves in pursuit of a good time should be commended and encouraged:… — Molly Ivins
The simple and terrifying reality, forbidden from discussion in America, was that despite spending $600 billion a year on the military, despite having the best… — Michael Hastings
Boys don't make passes at female smart asses. — Letty Cottin Pogrebin
Instead, over the past thirty years, in the world of action and adventure sports, in situations where asses really were on the line, the bounds… — Steven Kotler
Scobe's Tenth Law: In all endeavors, in all aspects of life, there are more horses asses than horses! — Frank Scoblete
The secret to happiness is to be working at your passion. If you want to be miserable, lead a desperate life like everybody else where… — Yvon Chouinard
But in a crunch, when all our asses are in the sling, it looks like it is easier to deal with the samenesses. When we… — Audre Lorde
I don't know where there can be so many pianists as in Paris, so many asses and so many virtuosi. — Frederic Chopin
When asses are needed.- You will never get the crowd to cry Hosanna until you ride into town on an ass. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses. — Benjamin Disraeli
Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses. — Jerry Jones
What color is the sky in your world Cena. You're talking what Wrestlmania needs to be, but allow me to demenstrate what's going to happen.… — Ron Killings

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