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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having the super…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop!…
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful! Everyone was…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did…
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In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many asses laden…
— Michel de Montaigne
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Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without…
— Bobby Jones
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Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes.
— Nicki Minaj
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[About her boyfriend Barrie] We kick each others asses. We give each other input every night.
— Lana Del Rey
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These stupid peasants, who, throughout the world, hold potentates on their thrones, make statesmen illustrious, provide generals with lasting victories, all with…
— Stephen Crane
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It is the mission of the pedagogue, not to make his pupils think, but to make them think right, and the more…
— H. L. Mencken
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The intellect of two thousand asses cannot bring forth a single man's thought.
— Muhammad Iqbal
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But it certainly is a wonderful thing to wake up suddenly in the solitude of the woods and look up at the…
— Thomas Merton
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Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for…
— Dennis Miller
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We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off. The books are to…
— Ray Bradbury
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I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses.
— Thom Yorke
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The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators…
— Bill Maher
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