Asses Quotes

130 quotes by 109 authors

In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many asses laden with books. — Michel de Montaigne
Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play golf without making a lot… — Bobby Jones
Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes. — Nicki Minaj
[About her boyfriend Barrie] We kick each others asses. We give each other input every night. — Lana Del Rey
These stupid peasants, who, throughout the world, hold potentates on their thrones, make statesmen illustrious, provide generals with lasting victories, all with ignorance, indifference, or… — Stephen Crane
It is the mission of the pedagogue, not to make his pupils think, but to make them think right, and the more nearly his own… — H. L. Mencken
The intellect of two thousand asses cannot bring forth a single man's thought. — Muhammad Iqbal
But it certainly is a wonderful thing to wake up suddenly in the solitude of the woods and look up at the sky and see… — Thomas Merton
Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept… — Dennis Miller
We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off. The books are to remind us what… — Ray Bradbury
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke
The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However, the senators themselves will still… — Bill Maher
Everything is going killer. It's loud and dirty and everything that people expect from DOPE . This situation is nothing new for any of us… — Unknown Author
I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab… — Ellen DeGeneres
I really don't know whether any place contains more pianists than Paris, or whether you can find more asses and virtuosos anywhere. — Frederic Chopin
A person whodoes not regard music as a marvelous creation of God, must be a clodhopper indeed and does not deserve to be called a… — Martin Luther
Some in management positions operate as if they are in a tree of monkeys. They make sure that everyone at the top of the tree… — Simon Sinek
I'll probably never produce a masterpiece, but so what? I feel I have a Sound aborning, which is my own, and that Sound if erratic… — Lester Bangs
How funny is it that so many professors labeled Tea Partiers as terrorists, while kissing the asses of real, bona fide terrorists? It's not funny,… — Greg Gutfeld
You're a superhero. Shut up and enjoy having superpowers. This makes me crazy. This is why the Marvel movies kick DC movies' asses right and… — Mark Waid

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