Asses Quotes

130 quotes by 115 authors

Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses.... — Laurie Halse Anderson
I know everything about everything and before I dry off completely, which is something I truly hate, you better go outside, collect Trates, and have… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are. — Ray Bradbury
Fine. Sit around being inconsiderate assesâ€¦and you wonder why none of you are married. (Zarina) (Sway cleared his throat meaningfully.) Oh, shush. You donâ€™t count.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Fang let out a low whistle. "Anyone know that Amazons could ride a giant bird?" Ethon gave him a duh stare. "Those of us who… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Well, as much as I love kicking asses and taking names, it's way past curfew for you three"- Arriane — Lauren Kate
But we do need a breather. We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off. The… — Ray Bradbury
She was clean": no piercings, tattoos, or scarifications. All the kids were now. And who could blame them, Alex thought, after watching three generations of… — Jennifer Egan
We donâ€™t have to do this. I can fight Coyote. We have the ability to defeat him.â€ â€“ Sundown â€œAre you out of your effing… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them to do adult… — Chelsea Handler
I may have no idea what I'm talking about," I said, a little ticked off now. "But we're all a part of a minority waiting… — Chris Colfer
After all we'd been through, we still couldn't take our heads from out of our asses or our hands from around each other's throats. — Max Brooks
Youâ€™ve claimed me, little firecracker. You kicked a pair of two hundred pound menâ€™s asses. I will never get over that. You kicked my whores… — Katy Evans
Arenâ€™t you going to ask me how it went, Kitten?" â€œYou walked in and took the stairs one at a time,â€ I answered. â€œAnd you… — Jeaniene Frost
Never make people laugh. If you would succeed in life, you must be solemn, solemn as an ass. All great monuments are built over solemn… — Thomas Corwin
And the men were afraid, because they were brought into Joseph's house; and they said, Because of the money that was returned in our sacks… — Bible
They give drink to every beast of the field: the wild asses quench their thirst. — Bible
And the men which were expressed by name rose up, and took the captives, and with the spoil clothed all that were naked among them,… — Bible
So he brought him into his house, and gave provender unto the asses: and they washed their feet, and did eat and drink. — Bible
And the king said unto Ziba, What meanest thou by these? And Ziba said, The asses be for the king's household to ride on; and… — Bible

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