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• In the education of children there is nothing like alluring the interest and affection; otherwise you only make so many… — Michel de Montaigne
• Doesn't it show us all that we are silly little boys or fatuous asses to think that we can play… — Bobby Jones
• Imma violate yall asses like Chris Stokes. — Nicki Minaj
• [About her boyfriend Barrie] We kick each others asses. We give each other input every night. — Lana Del Rey
• These stupid peasants, who, throughout the world, hold potentates on their thrones, make statesmen illustrious, provide generals with lasting victories,… — Stephen Crane
• It is the mission of the pedagogue, not to make his pupils think, but to make them think right, and… — H. L. Mencken
• The intellect of two thousand asses cannot bring forth a single man's thought. — Muhammad Iqbal
• But it certainly is a wonderful thing to wake up suddenly in the solitude of the woods and look up… — Thomas Merton
• Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much… — Dennis Miller
• We do need knowledge. And perhaps in a thousand years we might pick smaller cliffs to jump off. The books… — Ray Bradbury
• I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke
• The Senate decided they will be smoke-free. They ordained that all public areas in the Senate are now smoke-free. However,… — Bill Maher

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