Ashtray Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke

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• Your clothes smell heavily of clothing. Your den is filled with low-hanging palls of fresh air. The only rattle in your car… — Robert Breault
• I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table… — Raul Julia
• I think the more the listener can contribute to the song, the better; the more they become part of the song, and… — John Prine
• You can find shame in every house, burning in an ashtray, hanging framed upon a wall, covering a bed. But nobody notices… — Salman Rushdie
• Hands, matches, an ashtray. A ritual beautiful and bitter. — Anna Akhmatova
• There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one… — Fidel Castro
• Today I know that all things are watching, that nothing goes unseen, that even wallpaper has a better memory than human beings.… — Gunter Grass
• I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have… — Zach Braff
• Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. — Helen Rowland
• I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he’s dumb as an ashtray. — Roger Ailes
• I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray. — Henry Beard
• British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! — Jimmy Carr

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