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• Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.
• We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of mental illness,…
• Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical…
• Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is…
• I no longer believe in freedom of speech.
• I hate wearing suits and ties.
• I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a…
• I want people to feel good about themselves.
• I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.
• I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.
• In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
• In real life, I am alarmingly boring.

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