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• I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
• Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
• A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
• Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot…
• A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
• In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
• Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
• The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
• Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
• Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.
• Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.
• I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

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