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• Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.
• The greatest thing to fear is ourselves.
• A ponytail will make you look like a horse's ass.
• Girl I'm not hitting on you. I have a solid reputation for not trying to pick up girls who are sober.
• I met the girl of my dreams last night, then Something Inside My Pants woke up
• This time of year is tough on many people. Help'em out by shouting SHUT UP as often as possible.
• For the third time this week, I saw my girlfriend with another man. To be fair, we've never met and she doesn't…
• There are 2 reasons I haven't killed you. I don't know what to do with the body and I'm the most likely…

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