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• I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.
• I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.
• The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
• I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
• Let someone else get killed!
• Suppose everyone on our side felt that way?
• Well then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I?
• And anything worth dying for
• They can do anything we can't stop them from doing.
• The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
• The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
• If God was dead, how could I feel this bad?

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