Alimony Quotes

21 Alimony quotes by 20 unique authors

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. — John Barrymore
Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony… — Lewis Black
My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't doing… — John Cleese
Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone… — P.G. Wodehouse
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your… — Robin Williams
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them continues to pay for it. — Peggy Hopkins Joyce
Alimony is the curse of the writing class. — Norman Mailer
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much — Don Adams
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay… — Groucho Marx
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. — Oliver Herford
I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very much to be independent, not… — Linda Evans
Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony. — Dick Schaap
The vast army of women seeking divorce are mainly after easy alimony from men they have ceased to love - surely one of the most… — Fannie Hurst
People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about how… — Gay Talese
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. — Groucho Marx
Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. — H. L. Mencken
Sometimes they would just pay me to stay home and not do anything else, which sounds fantastic but doesn't do much for your ego. Its… — Craig Ferguson
In some instances, alimony has become akin to a social-welfare program provided by working women to their ex-husbands. — Diane Garnick
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. — Arthur Baer
We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic
Money has different names !!! In Church its called (offering), In School its (fee), In marriage it's called (lobola), In divorce (alimony), When you owe… — Arcine Arciniegas

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