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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth…
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Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles.
— Estelle Getty
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I just think its the changes that age brings. You slow down a little bit ... the writers are smart enough to…
— James Gandolfini
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In particular I may mention Sophocles the poet, who was once asked in my presence, How do you feel about love, Sophocles?…
— Plato
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Observation, not old age, brings wisdom.
— Publilius Syrus
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The business man - the man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.
— George Bernard Shaw
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Life moves out of a red flare of dreams Into a common light of common hours, Until old age brings the red…
— William Butler Yeats
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Old age brings along with its uglinesses the comfort that you will soon be out of it, - which ought to be…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
— H. L. Mencken
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But if we are truly happy inside, then age brings with it a maturity, a depth, and a power that only magnifies…
— David Deida
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We must not take the faults of our youth with us into old age, for age brings along its own defects.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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The older I grew the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
— H. L. Mencken
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