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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Did you ever observe to whom the accidents happen? Chance favors only the prepared mind.
— Louis Pasteur
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Do not ride in cars: they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents. Do not stay at home: 17% of all…
— Mark Leslie
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That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.
— Sam Ewing
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You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t…
— Jaden Smith
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I mean, accidents happen. You learn from them and you try to make sure they don't happen again.
— Joe Lieberman
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Sometimes accidents happen in life from which we have need of a little madness to extricate ourselves successfully
— Francois de La Rochefoucauld
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Um, accidents happen. Especially if there's a co-star that you're not that fond of - you might 'accidentally' deck him. But no,…
— Timothy Olyphant
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What I don't like from the president's administration is this sort of, 'I'll put my boot heel on the throat of BP.'…
— Rand Paul
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Accidents happen, whether they're car accidents, friendly fire, drug overdoses. Accidents happen, and they're tragic. It's like a bomb that goes off…
— James Belushi
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Ugly accidents happen . . . always have and always will. But the failures are swept back into the pile and forgotten.…
— Willa Cather
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In live action movies, you just hope that everything works. Because the actor may had a bad morning and doesn't play good,…
— John Hench
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