Humour-quote Quote by Cassandra Clare

“Who eats whole raw fish?” she inquired aloud. “Kelpies,” said Alec. “Selkies. Maybe the occasional nixie.” “Don’t order any of the faerie food,” said…

— Cassandra Clare

“Reth had the nerve to laugh, the silver bell sound disappearing into the voice around us. “Fortunately for me you have never excelled at…

— Kiersten White

“He held out his elbow in a disingenuously gentlymanly gesture. "How about we go and have some real fun?" "What,shattering my one remaining fantasy…

— Kiersten White

“Bite me, faerie fruitcake.”

— Jim Butcher

“How funny would it be if we left a trail of Faerie dust in our wake?” “That would be hilarious.” I laughed. “It’s a…

— Cesya MaRae Cuono

“Why’s the faerie so obsessed with you anyway? You’re not that cute.”

— Kiersten White

“Eden Ashe > Quotes > Quotable Quote(edit) “She shifted in his pocket, pressing her back against his chest. "It's iron." Instead of walking into…

— Eden Ashe

“Thank you," Becky whispered... "I wouldn't have survived that stool. It would have been 'Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.'" With rings on your…

— Shannon Hale

“We had a blast at my magical birthday party. There were midgets, fairies, glass slippers, and I actually got to ride in a pumpkin.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I had a naked incubus in my bedroom. With a frying pan of half-cooked bacon, and a hard-on. And a unicorn bite on his…

— Allison Pang

“I’m no Cinderella. No fairy godmother will be coming to my rescue, so it’s time to turn these rags into gowns and get ready…

— Cecilia Robert

Catch me, Seth," she invited. He paused. "Faeries chase," he said, an then , with a flirtatious smile, he turned away, but before he…

— Melissa Marr