Dark Quote by Bobcat Goldthwait

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that…

— Dean Norris

I'm a hamster person.

— Sean Hayes

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

— Bill Bailey

My father used to brag that I wasn't a ham, I was the whole pig.

— Jim Carrey

“But at supper that evening after I asked him to pass the damn ham, please, Uncle Jack pointed at me. 'See me afterwards young…

— Harper Lee

I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and…

— Jack Handey

I have a cat. When I was younger, I had a guinea pig.

— Alison Goldfrapp

It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out…

— Anonymous

I am a ham, I like to joke around.

— Weyes Blood

“Something simple-minded and morally vacuous? A hamster, perhaps? Maybe Veronica?" "Excuse me!" Veronica griped form the back table. "Those are gerbils, Mr. Charbonnet, not…

— Cecily White

My whole family are hams. They're storytellers and everyone outdoes the next one.

— Matthew McConaughey

My great-great-great uncle - or maybe it's only two 'greats' - crossbred the first Aberdeen Angus.

— Joanna Lumley