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Able Quote by Bob Saget

“I am stressed because once I am flattened out so…” quote by Bob Saget — Download Open image

“I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.”

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