Fairs Quote by Bob Monkhouse Download Open image “I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.” — Bob Monkhouse ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fair Swap Fairs Funny relationship Got Horse Horse Horse Wife Marriage My wife Wife Wife Thought
I use to to go to the stables and get the kids to bet me, and I would always ride the stallions whenever she… — Drake Copy Share Image
Her Majesty said she hoped I would have time for my horses - I own two and have shares in four. — Alex Ferguson Copy Share Image
If I had a choice of having a woman in my arms or shooting a bad guy on a horse, I'd take the horse.… — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
“You know, for a while there we kept horses for the boys, and we had a mare that had broken down. Couldn't ride it...… — Tom McNeal Copy Share Image
I’ve always wanted to do the right thing by a horse, that’s never changed, its just that as my knowledge grew I’ve been able… — Buck Brannaman Copy Share Image
My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
The rich people are apparently leaving America. They're giving up their citizenship. These great lovers of America who made their money in this country-when… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
We can find common qualities and common values that have made Britain the country it is. Our belief in tolerance and liberty which shines… — Gordon Brown Copy Share Image
The power of one fair face makes my love sublime, for it has weaned my heart from low desires. — Michelangelo Copy Share Image
I've been screwed by as many women as I have by men, in terms of lawyers. But lawyers don't count. If you take lawyers… — Courtney Love Copy Share Image
The skin and shell of things Though fair are not Thy wish nor prayer but got My meer despair of wings. — Henry Vaughan Copy Share Image
Our own distrust gives a fair pretence for the knavery of other people. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria. — Olusegun Obasanjo Copy Share Image
There's nothing fair nor beautiful, but takes Something from thee, that makes it beautiful. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
SCIENCE! thou fair effusive ray From the great source of mental Day, Free, generous, and refin'd! Descend with all thy treasures fraught, Illumine each… — Mark Akenside Copy Share Image
Now, you might say – “But why should we pay people for doing what they’re supposed to do?” It’s a fair question – but… — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image
The soul whose bosom lust did never touch Is God's fair bride; and maiden's souls are such. — Tertullian Copy Share Image
It has always been cited as an irrepressible symptom of America's vitality that her people, in fair times and foul, believe in themselves and… — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
