Childhood Quote by Bill Watterson

“Hobbes tells Calvin that he's heard girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice, while boys are made of snips, snails, and puppy…

— Steve Kurtz

“06/11/92  Calvin calls the library with a disguised voice.  He is looking for vulgar synonyms for body functions.  They hang up on him.  Calvin…

— Steve Kurtz

“Calvin had been frozen for almost 300 years. After that, he had been quarantined to a laboratory for several days, fed kitten, insulted by…

— Brian Cramer

“Calvin was still eating; he was a beast! Even Lucky had already given up by then.   “Whoa…”

— Steve the Noob

“[Uh-oh, it's bath time for Calvin.] MOM, who sits in the living room, has turned toward the door. Very likely she is screaming the…

— Bill Watterson

Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked…

— Bill Watterson

“Calvin, yelling: Mom, can I set fire to my bed mattress? Calvin's Mom: No, Calvin. Calvin: Can I ride my tricycle on the roof?…

— Bill Watterson

“Can I kill him?” Calvin said it so seriously. It just about melted her panties right off. No man should ever look or sound…

— Eve Langlais

“Thanks, you guys." Fiona smiled. "I haven't been with anyone since Jackson and I split. I hate to act like such a hoochie mama,…

— Candis Terry

Tigerkit was nagging his mother. "Why can't I go out?" "You've just come in." "But it's a sunny day." "You need a nap." "I'm…

— Erin Hunter

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm…

— Lars Propst

“Lily asked Calvin to play dolls with her. He reluctantly joined her on the floor, but it soon became Chuck Norris meets Joy doll…

— Shelly Crane