"I thought 'RV' stood for 'Recreational Vehicle.' No!……" — Bill Engvall
"I thought 'RV' stood for 'Recreational Vehicle.' No! It stands for 'Ruins Vacations.'"
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23 Quotes by Bill Engvall
Bill Engvall has 23 quotes on this site.
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My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects…
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There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone…
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I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we…
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I go "I just want a cup of black coffee." She goes "Do you want to try a biscotti? They're…
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He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a…
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I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're…
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Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a…
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I might have tried bungee jumping, until I saw that video of that guy whose cord came untied. He didn't…
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So finally, on about the fifteenth tee, I hit the drive of my life. And any of you people who…
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Hat's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but…
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This guy from L.A. sits down next to me, and he says 'you like baseball?' I said, 'Oh, man, I…
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I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge.
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More Recreational Quotes
This quote is filed under Recreational Quotes,
one of 63 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Being a runner, professional or recreational, means that you are part of a community that stretches across the globe.
— Lanni Marchant
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Stop trying to squeeze professional results out of recreational hours.
— Geoff Thompson
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I believe, very strongly, that it is the responsible, adult, recreational, no apologies necessary, 'it just makes my music more…
— Rick Steves
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I'd like to see the government back a programme of research into the medical properties of cannabis and I do…
— Richard Branson
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It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem…
— Marc Maron
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Certain forms of ammunition have no legitimate sporting, recreational, or self-defense use and thus should be prohibited.
— Ronald Reagan
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There is no domestic issue more important to America in the long run than the conservation and proper use of…
— Gaylord Nelson
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I'm a recreational pot-smoker. There has never been enough of a distinction between marijuana and other drugs. It's a human…
— Frances McDormand
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I’ve spent a lot of recreational time walking around historical castles and estates, in Britain and Europe, and so I…
— Natalie Dormer
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It's pretty high up there on the list. Being able to return a serve at that speed is one of…
— Andy Roddick
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Recreational development is a job not of building roads into lovely country, but of building receptivity into the still unlovely…
— Aldo Leopold
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Although humans tend to view sex as mainly a fun recreational activity sometimes resulting in death, in nature it is…
— Dave Barry
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