Friend Quote by Benjamin Wittes

On my tombstone, I really hope that someday they will write: He was true but partial...

— Ken Wilber

“His name was Tom Tombstone, and if he had a middle name it was probably Death. But I didn’t call him Tom, or even…

— Jarod Kintz

I dont care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.

— Dwight Schrute

On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'

— Earl Weaver

My tombstone? I'm thinking something along the lines of, 'Geez, he was just here a minute ago.'

— George Carlin

“I hope when I die, they won't put on my tombstone, 'He wrote Miss Jane Pittman .' Put anything else, but don't put just…

— Ernest J. Gaines

I've been writing about James Fenimore Cooper. He was not a writer. Here was a man who was 30 years old and had never…

— Leslie Fiedler

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

— Margaret Smith

I wanted to write as well as I possibly could to deal with life-and-death problems in contemporary society. And the form of Wilkie Collins…

— Ross Macdonald

Never in my life have I seen a tombstone that read: Died for not forwarding that text to 10 people.

— Anonymous

“The Founding Fathers are always spinning in their graves over something, as is Ronald Reagan, or FDR. Edward R. Murrow is a perennial grave…

— Mark Leibovich

I sometimes joke that when I die, my tombstone will say, 'Here lies the guy who hired Jonathan Ive,'

— Robert Brunner