All Will Rogers Quotes
- I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last… Allowed
- Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Funny
- Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Defeated
- Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Athlete
- About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. All
- Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. Ashamed
- I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' America
- The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been… Asking
- A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. Association
- Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on… Anything Important
- It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. Gives
- This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Baby
- The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How… All
- What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. America
- If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Humorous
- The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. Admit
- Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. Best
- Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Different Subjects
- Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works… Amendment
- People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. Argument
- The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Dislike
- A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Difference
- There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. Day
- Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. Go
- Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. Advertising