All Will Rogers Quotes
- You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the… Annoying
- A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched. Capitalism
- I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling… Big
- Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice. Common
- The public perceives there are problems with the water system, and with the efficiency of the system. We need some leadership and to provide expertise… Area
- You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home. Dead
- Technocracy wants to do everything by machinery. Machinery is doing just fine. If it can't kill you, it will put you out of work. Fine
- If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled All
- We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising a hog than… Hog
- You politicians have got to look further ahead; you always got a Putter in your hands, when you ought to have a Driver. Ahead
- A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious. Audience
- There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee… Electric
- Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. All
- Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Change
- I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. Any
- If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you… Believe
- The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Congress
- Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Action
- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Facts
- We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. Civilization
- Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. Bad Day
- Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. Agree
- Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? Ancient
- Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. Alexander
- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Art