All Tom Arnold Quotes
- People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute… Commitment
- My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. Airport
- I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football. Drug
- Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars. Car
- To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases coming up and… Big
- Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery Joy
- Women; can't live with em, can't kill em Ems
- Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America. America
- The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch. Business
- Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it. I said, "Remember… Dating
- If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if you're driving a… Available
- I'd never have sex with anyone until I got that removed. Anyone
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice. Chuck
- I won't live in Rainbowland and you can't make me! Live
- She is still going to clubs on a very frequent basis, and she is 31 years old. You don't see a lot of people over… Almost Sad
- I'm in love and it's a wonderful feeling. I've never felt like this before. Feeling
- Weve gotten Christian Bale, who IS Batman like no other actor was before... Actor
- I think you're blaming the actors for being in bad movies, and that isn't fair. Actors
- Kids, it was the summer of 2012 and your Aunt Robin was in this movie called The Avengers. Aunt
- I think plenty of people have watched movies with people without chemistry. Chemistry