Things you'll never hear stop sucking my dick or ill call the police — Shubham Joshi Funny Copy Share Image
Why we need special friend when we have so many friends ? The answer is simple there are so many gases in… — Shubham Joshi Friendship Copy Share Image
IF the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.… — Shubham Joshi Funny Copy Share Image
Love can only find its path back only if people in love are willing to walk that path¦ — Shubham Joshi Journey Copy Share Image
Life starts with an illusion called love and ends with the magic called death¦ — Shubham Joshi Death Copy Share Image
She pointed a gun on me, I said her dont do this please¦she replied¦may your soul rest in peace — Shubham Joshi Broken love Copy Share Image
THIS IS FOR YOU TASIA I am not the type of guy who would call you at 3am and say I Love… — Shubham Joshi Mountain dew Copy Share Image
THIS one is for you haters...thumb down my quote if u hate me...i wanna see how much haters I got...BUT is still… — Shubham Joshi Haters Copy Share Image
Im very close to my dad. Hes about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears. — Shubham Joshi Funny Copy Share Image
If you ever want to see a man cry..Put a beer in one hand and a naked woman in the other..And..MAKE HIM… — Shubham Joshi Funny Copy Share Image
LOVE. A four letter word, over used and under appreciated. The meaning lost in a world of online dating and texts through… — Shubham Joshi It is what it is Copy Share Image
This quote will not make you achieve success so stop reading it and do some work. — Shubham Joshi Success Copy Share Image
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just… — Shubham Joshi Difficulty Copy Share Image
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony? — Shubham Joshi Funny Copy Share Image
Don't read success stories, you will only get a message. Read failure stories, you will get some idea to get success. — Shubham Joshi Failure Copy Share Image
She said she wanted a separation. I was horrified, and I said, You want me to wear a condom!¨ — Shubham Joshi Divorce Copy Share Image
Protect girls like your DAUGHTER, love her like WIFE, respect her like your MOTHER. Let them live. — Shubham Joshi Children Copy Share Image
I may not be rich but I have pair of eyes that can stare you all day,pair of hands that can hold… — Shubham Joshi Love you forever Copy Share Image
I promise to walk 1000 miles with you...just promise you will walk back with me. — Shubham Joshi Being there for someone Copy Share Image
I promise you to walk 1000 miles with you...I just need you to promise me that you will walk back with me¦ — Shubham Joshi Sad love Copy Share Image
Dont ever fall in love its a waste of time,saying these line is too simple but by the time u said these… — Shubham Joshi Fall in love Copy Share Image
