All Scary Movie Quotes
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Shorty: Can I tell you a secret. I see dead people Shorty's Friend: Ohh man! This shit is awesome!
Awesome
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I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty
All
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C'mon, Brandon! Take it! Take it! I mean, uh...Brenda! -Ray
Brandon
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I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! -Shorty
Cops
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I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis with your balls. If the…
Another Hole
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Kenny, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that to mean move your lard sweatin', bacon burpin' jello…
Ass
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Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck outta here! C'mon n*gger, let's go, motherfucker! -TV Reporter
Black
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C'mon, Cindy! We'll just pretend this never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other! -Buffy Gilmore
Buffy
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I said don't disturb me when I'm cleanin' my room! -Doofy
Cleanin
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Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty
Drunk
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Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! -Ray
Catch
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Nice breasts... -The Killer
Breasts
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She had a brother named Steve, long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass. -Ray
Ass
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There's a killer in the house! There's ass, blood, and guts everywhere! -Shorty
Ass
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Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like. -Ms. Man
Bra
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A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Where are you, you sick fuck?! I'll…
All
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OH...SHIT, SON!!! -Shorty
Oh
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Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner! -Buffy Gilmore
Buffy
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Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby! -Cindy Campbell
Bobby
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Does this shirt make me look gay? -Ray
Gay
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Look, my boyfriend will be here soon. He's black and he'll kick your ass! -Drew Decker
Ass
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Oh, is this the climax? Well, I hope you don't mind if I fake it! -Buffy Gilmore
Buffy
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