"Shorty: Can I tell you a secret. I……" — Scary Movie
"Shorty: Can I tell you a secret. I see dead people Shorty's Friend: Ohh man! This shit is awesome!"
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22 Quotes by Scary Movie
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I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty
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C'mon, Brandon! Take it! Take it! I mean, uh...Brenda! -Ray
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I'm on TV! Oh, shit! First Cops, now this! I'm gonna be a star, son! -Shorty
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I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. I spill blood on the walls, then play tennis…
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Kenny, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that to mean move your…
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Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck outta here! C'mon n*gger, let's go, motherfucker!…
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C'mon, Cindy! We'll just pretend this never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk and went down on…
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I said don't disturb me when I'm cleanin' my room! -Doofy
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Yo! Party at Cindy's house! Drunk white women for everybody! -Shorty
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Don't let Uncle Ray catch you! -Ray
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Nice breasts... -The Killer
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She had a brother named Steve, long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass. -Ray
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