All Sarah Silverman Quotes
- There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving… Comedies
- I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing to watch. Addict
- I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I… Begged
- I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more… Anything Else
- I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is… Badly
- I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls. Balls
- We don't live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy. Democracy
- Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I'm white; I didn't grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for… All
- When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night… Born
- I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues. Attitude
- It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to. Choose
- I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was… Camera
- I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it. Avoid
- It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. Behind
- I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately… Choices
- Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. Afraid
- Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. Facts
- I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core. Core
- I like my life alone. Alone
- I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. Funny
- Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine. Happy
- Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it. Accepting
- They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle. Fun
- But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. Comedy
- By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. Featured