"It's really stupid to defend your own jokes.……" — Sarah Silverman

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• No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world. — Aristotle
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• I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I… — Darren Aronofsky
• If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female… — Margaret Atwood
• Today I choose life. Every morning when I wake up I can choose joy, happiness, negativity, pain... To feel the… — Kevyn Aucoin
• You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past. — Richard Bach
• Every person, all the events of your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to… — Richard Bach
• Allow the world to live as it chooses, and allow yourself to live as you choose. — Richard Bach
• Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable. — Francis Bacon
• Personally, I don't choose any particular religion or symbol or group of words or teachings to define me. That's between… — Erykah Badu
• The kind of music or the kind of arrangements that I do, the kind of musicians I choose, is just… — Erykah Badu
• You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when. You can only decide how you're going to… — Joan Baez

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