Best Rudy Espinoza Quotes
- Using Myspace is like my sex life. It's just me doing it by myself. Life
- Remember that super skinny dude from Freddy Got Fingered who got so drunk that he couldn't feel his legs? Well, now he's a cripple on… Alcohol
- When people ask me, How the hell did you score that chick? I say, If she's dumb enough to love me, I'm dumb enough to… Ask
- I like to play hide and seek with my inner child. And when I find him I beat him with a stick. Beat
- The lobster screamed when she dropped it into the boiling water. There was a cruel sexiness about the way that made her smile ... Boiling