All Rowan Atkinson Quotes
- Nope, I don't enjoy work generally. Not because I'm lazy; it's just all so stressful and worrying. All
- You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. Arse
- To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom. Criticize
- The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative… Alternative
- I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing. Amusing
- Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can… Amusing
- I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time. Ball
- The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life. Determine
- But, actually, so many of the clerics that I've met, particularly the Church of England clerics, are people of such extraordinary smugness and arrogance and… Arrogance
- I have always regarded Mr. Bean as a timeless, ageless character, and I would rather he be remembered as a character mostly in his 30s… Ageless
- I suddenly think the job of acting is a difficult one. It's not as flip, irrelevant and shallow a calling as I thought it was… Acting
- I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination. Different Way
- I'm not a collector. I don't like the toy cupboard syndrome that causes so many good cars to evaporate. Car
- It's not easy to take a sit-com and turn it into a feature. Easy
- Mr. Bean is at his best when he is not using words, but I am equally at home in both verbal and nonverbal expression. Bean
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing on chat shows… Appearing
- Get that right, then- if you get the quality right, then the marketability or whatever; your ability to sell videos or your ability to earn… Ability
- Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike becomes a little sad. You've… Ability
- Confronting a stadium audience, you can't see the whites of their eyes. It's just an amorphous mass of noise and, of course, you can't see… Alleged
- In TV, and in particular in commercials, you don't really need to explain very much at all - you just say he's a spy and… All
- Monty Python crowd; half of them came from Cambridge, and half of them came from Oxford. But, there seems to be this jewel, this sort… Cambridge
- Of course, some would say if you have a performing inclination, then you should become a lawyer. That's a platform we use, or a priest.… Anywhere
- Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine. Barbershop
- I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it. Arrow
- Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther. Bed