Best Roseanne Barr Quotes
- Excuse the mess but we live here. Cleaning
- I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas. Actually Get
- I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I… Inspirational
- I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out. Inspirational
- I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form. All
- I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful. Calm
- I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird? Hysterical
- I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust. Holocaust
- I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference. Difference
- I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology. All
- I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S. Become President
- Imitation is the sincerest form of show business. Business
- My real life is funnier than anything on TV. Funnier
- Nobody wanted the 'Roseanne' show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family. Agents
- Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor. Bird
- The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang… Alive
- They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts! All
- We're not meant to be parents when we're 50. Inspirational
- You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.' Better
- Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to… Cause
- The American people are sick and tired of this 'lesser evil' garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do… American
- I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it… Actually Regard
- Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice never attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on… Attacks
- After my 1985 appearance on 'The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson,' I was wooed by producers in Hollywood, who told me they wanted to turn… Act
- Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a… Anyone
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