All Ron White Quotes
- Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks Episode
- I didn't get where I am today by worryin about how I'd feel tomorrow. Feel
- We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix… Aids
- I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. Bad
- Apparently I ain't the only cat on the block digs cheetos. Apparently
- Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause) ...I did not know that about myself. Big
- If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back. Funny
- Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring in awe at Cal Ripken.… Ago
- If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.... Gives
- You can't ride home on a bowl of goat. Bowl
- I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have… Believe
- The next time you have a thought... let it go. Funny
- I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability. Ability
- People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. Alcohol
- Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane. Abolish
- You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. Funny
- I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling. Great
- Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute! Diamond
- Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. Anybody
- You can't fix stupid. Fix