All Robert Anton Wilson Quotes
- Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think. Advisable
- There is no governor anywhere. You are all absolutely free. There is no restraint that cannot be escaped. If anybody could go into dhyana at… Absolutely
- How many times... have you encountered the saying, 'When the student is ready, the Master speaks?' Do you know why that is true? The door… Door
- The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three or… Assembly
- Every fact of science was once Damned. Every invention was considered impossible. Every discovery was a nervous shock to some orthodoxy. Every artistic innovation was… Artistic
- There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually. All
- We can't run out of resources. Resources exist when the human mind sees how to use something. Exist
- Blue uniforms are real. Cops are a social fiction Blue
- I find the universe so staggering that I just don't have any faith in my ability to grasp it. Ability
- The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct. Big
- The path up is the path down. The way forward is the way back. The universe inside is outside but the universe outside is inside. Down
- A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to. Asshole
- The devil is only a convenient myth invented by the real malefactors of our world. Convenient
- Every kind of ignorance in the world all results from not realizing that our perceptions are gambles. We believe what we see and then we… All
- It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep. Inspirational
- Most of the characteristics which make for success in writing are precisely those which we are all taught to repress ... the firm belief that… All
- A true initiation never ends. Ends
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Exactly
- Bad critics judge a work of art by comparing it to pre-existing theories. They always go wrong when confronted with a masterpiece because masterpieces make… Always Go
- Belief is the death of intelligence. Atheism
- You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you. Allow
- Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally… Crusade
- Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. Course
- On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break. Break
- Ego is a social fiction for which one person at a time gets all the blame. All