All Robert Anton Wilson Quotes
- Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a… Conspire
- The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental. Accidental
- All phenomena are real in some sense, unreal in some sense, meaningless in some sense, real and meaningless in some sense, unreal and meaningless in… All
- The longer one is alone, the easier it is to hear the song of the earth. Alone
- A monopoly on the means of communication may define a ruling elite more precisely than the celebrated Marxian formula of monopoly in the means of… Celebrated
- If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. According
- Humans live through their myths and only endure their realities. Endure
- Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different. Each
- The abandoned infant's cry is rage, not fear. Abandoned
- You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me...… Called
- Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell them the truth about themselves. Angry
- Nobody sees the obvious, nobody observes the ordinary. There are more miracles in a square yard of earth than in all the fables of the… All
- I have never experienced another human being. I have experienced my impressions of them. Another Human
- It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. Changing
- The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking. Function
- When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical marriage is complete and the drama ends. Then we wake from history and enter eternity. Alchemical
- The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other… Border
- Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper. Animal
- The web of life is a beautiful and meaningless dance. The web of life is a process with a moving goal. The web of life… Art
- An Enlightened Master is ideal only if your goal is to become a Benighted Slave. Benighted
- Everyone look around and see if you can spot the NARCS. They're the ones who look like hippies. Everyone
- Only the madman is absolutely sure. Absolutely
- Beyond a certain point, the whole universe becomes a continuous process of initiation. Becomes
- Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves. Corrupt
- I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here. Beam