Best Ricky Gervais Quotes
- Thank you God for making me an atheist. Atheist
- The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given, Fact
- The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese, Cheese
- I don't think a comedian should even be concerned with being cool or sexy, as soon as you do, you aren't a comedian any more.… Any
- Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't. Church
- Daniel Day-Lewis would play me as a baby. He can do anything. Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt are fighting out for me now. And Meryl… Baby
- Where there's a will - there's a relative! Cousin
- I'm not from around these parts. I'm from a little place called England: we used to run the world before you. America
- I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and… All
- Be happy. It really annoys negative people. Annoying
- Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school.… Child
- She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.' Biggest
- Honor is a gift a man gives himself. You can be as good as anyone that ever lived. If you can read, you can learn… Anyone
- You won't burn in hell. But be nice anyway. Burn
- That's the amazing thing about life. You can just rub it out, like a blackboard, and start again. Amazing
- If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist? Atheist
- Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks Fine
- Why buy a book when you can join a library? Book
- Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals Animal
- Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too… Comedy
- When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid. Applies
- I used to believe in God. The Christian one, that is (There are a few thousand to choose from. But I was born in a… Age
- Try something. And never be afraid to fail. That failure is useful too. It's just another building block. Afraid
- I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me. Atheistic
- The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their… Anything Ever
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