If you want to find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not f*ck the whole pond. — Pretty Ladii Fake girls Copy Share Image
It's funny how someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook. — Pretty Ladii Fake friends Copy Share Image
Never make the one you love feel alone, especially when you're there. — Pretty Ladii Feel Copy Share Image
Baby did you get arrested earlier? Because its got to be illegal too look that good ;) — Pretty Ladii Cheesy love Copy Share Image
Hunny if I can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich. — Pretty Ladii Cute boyfriend Copy Share Image
Oh sorry, I didn't know friendship had an expiration date. — Pretty Ladii Expiration Copy Share Image
The best gift a guy could give his girlfriend is: his time, his attention and his love. — Pretty Ladii Attention Copy Share Image
When I get married. WE AIN'T NEVER GETTING A DIVORCE! TILL DEATH DO US PART. better take your mad ass in the… — Pretty Ladii Death Copy Share Image
A girlfriends job is to keep her boyfriend on track, hold him down, and have his back through good times and bad… — Pretty Ladii Bad time Copy Share Image
My boyfriend said; Guess who's doing the dishes tonight? So I hit that Soulja Boy and said, YOUUUUUUU! — Pretty Ladii Boyfriend Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f*cked up! Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Pretty Ladii Fake friends Copy Share Image
A girl is not a yo-yo. You can't just pull her close when you need her, then push her away when you… — Pretty Ladii Advice Copy Share Image
To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore. They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies, Not sluts.Sorry. — Pretty Ladii Fake girls Copy Share Image
Don't cheat on the girl that always has your back with the girl that lays on her back for everybody. — Pretty Ladii Being cheated on Copy Share Image
Self Control; The ability to prevent myself from beating the sh*t out of someone who desperately needs it. — Pretty Ladii Being yourself Copy Share Image
Ladies; If you have a good boyfriend, Don't make him pay for the mistakes that other boys made. — Pretty Ladii Boyfriend Copy Share Image
Don't text me only when YOU feel like it, you either talk to me all the time of f*cking never. — Pretty Ladii Being cheated on Copy Share Image
Boy; I wanna be a superhero, guess my name? Girl; Superman? Ironman? Boy; Your Man. — Pretty Ladii Being faithful Copy Share Image
The key to a long relationship: Keep the fights clean & the sex dirty. — Pretty Ladii Long relationship Copy Share Image
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii Being cheated on Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday! Aww, you remembered my birthday?! NO, Facebook told me. — Pretty Ladii Amazing Copy Share Image
I would date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you, and raise the f*ck out of our kids. — Pretty Ladii Cute relationship Copy Share Image
B*tches be like Happy One Day Anninversary baby I LOVE YOU -_- — Pretty Ladii Baby love Copy Share Image
Oh, money over b*tches? Please, tell me more about how you have neither of those. — Pretty Ladii Haters Copy Share Image
Love? F*ck that. Heartbreaks? I had that. Chances? I gave that. Going Back? I'm past that. Moved on? Believe that. Miss you?… — Pretty Ladii Ex - boyfriend Copy Share Image
Sex isn't sex without hair pulling, ass grabbing, neck holding, legs folding, lip biting, neck sucking, pillow biting, back scratching, etc. — Pretty Ladii Biting Copy Share Image
Your prince will come. He may not be riding a white horse, or have a big castle. But he will want you,… — Pretty Ladii Cute boyfriend Copy Share Image
Dear 11 year olds on Facebook with Its complicated. Seriously? What did he do? Steal your animal crackers? — Pretty Ladii Animal crackers Copy Share Image
Ex's are jokes to me...Always want to hold on when you break up, but don't know how to hold on when they… — Pretty Ladii Dating Copy Share Image
You know some b*tch just broke up with her boyfriend when shes starts putting a million quotes on Facebook. — Pretty Ladii Boyfriend Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Can't you see were the perfect two? Take my hand, and hold, me close, and realize… — Pretty Ladii Being in love with your best friend Copy Share Image
Being faithful means you not f*cking nobody, you not doing any intimate actions or convos with anyone else besides your man/woman. — Pretty Ladii Cute boyfriend Copy Share Image
Mom: Hey honey, who are you talking too? Me; My boyfriend. Mom; Don't lie to me you fatass! You're ordering pizza aren't… — Pretty Ladii Boyfriend Copy Share Image
