It's true that in show business, a lot of times a producer will just not ever be there, not even be aware… — Pete Holmes Business Copy Share Image
There are elements of comedy that can be competitive and back stab-y, but one of the underreported sides is that we love… — Pete Holmes Comedy Copy Share Image
When I started, I was very deliberate about making friends with people like John Mulaney who were really funny and wanted to… — Pete Holmes Friends Copy Share Image
Joy is in learning to say yes to what is and to surrender into flow with what is, even when it's what… — Pete Holmes Even Copy Share Image
Starting the podcast was an experiment. I wouldn't say I was very private, but I was probably as private as the average… — Pete Holmes Average Copy Share Image
Ideally, a good pastor wants to empower a congregation to the point where they don't need him. You want everyone to leave… — Pete Holmes Better Copy Share Image
A stand-up act is almost like a pool. You know what I mean? It's like a pool, and you're always skimming little… — Pete Holmes Body Copy Share Image
I'm the weirdo that tells - asks - the Uber driver to please turn the radio down. I'm so polite about it,… — Pete Holmes About Copy Share Image
The idea of saying 'the handsome Pete Holmes' is preposterous. — Pete Holmes Handsome Copy Share Image
When I used to work the road, I remember I used to ask myself in the mirror, literally, like in a movie,… — Pete Holmes Good Copy Share Image
Yeah, I had a talk show canceled. Okay, let's go back to the list of people who had talk shows canceled. Johnny… — Pete Holmes Go Copy Share Image
I'm not going to have the TV personality and be like, 'There's no bitterness. There's no ugliness.' There's bitterness. There's ugliness. There's… — Pete Holmes Anger Copy Share Image
Good comedy can be liberating, and if I'm doing my job as a comedian, part of the joy for the audience is… — Pete Holmes Comedy Copy Share Image
I'm trying to manufacture a sleepover feel; like a tree house or a clubhouse. I want people to be silly and play… — Pete Holmes Being silly Copy Share Image
I think a good comedian was probably bullied a little bit. Probably felt doughy and oblong and rhombus-shaped and strange and a… — Pete Holmes Comedy Copy Share Image
When I look at what's happening with #MeToo, my heart breaks, basically, for everybody involved. — Pete Holmes Basically Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a pastor. I was going to be a youth pastor. I mean, I play guitar; I like to… — Pete Holmes Guitar Copy Share Image
I needed to let go of the idea of a God who was mad at me for feeling how I was feeling.… — Pete Holmes Experience Copy Share Image
Every human being can relate to wanting their thoughts and their feelings to be accepted and rewarded and validated. So in that… — Pete Holmes Feelings Copy Share Image
The world is so mysterious, and there's so many social interactions where I have no idea what I'm supposed to do -… — Pete Holmes Being Copy Share Image
What I don't think I knew when I was young was that 'losing your faith' is actually part of the plan for… — Pete Holmes Beautiful Copy Share Image
So we have the story of who we are. I'm a man, and I'm a comedian, and I'm a tall man. I… — Pete Holmes Coffee Copy Share Image
