“in their backyard, their impending eviction from the trailer park, and Cousin Serena’s” — Penny Reid Eviction Copy Share Image
“His response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing.” — Penny Reid Funny Copy Share Image
“mean it, Beau. I can’t go through life focused solely on my own burdens. You leaning on me makes me stronger.” My” — Penny Reid Burdens Copy Share Image
“If I wanted commentary on my ass, I would go to a proctologist.” My” — Penny Reid Commentary Copy Share Image
“« Quote of the day: “Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel it».” — Penny Reid Friendship Copy Share Image
“And, when it was time for Meg to give her statement, I punched her in the face.” — Penny Reid Punched Copy Share Image
“That is why I don't want a cell phone. I don't want a droopy fin.” — Penny Reid Cell phone Copy Share Image
“Then, I reached for my sandwich and took a bite. It wasn’t the same as biting a person, but the chewing helped.” — Penny Reid Took Bite Copy Share Image
“Cletus had instructed Duane to put his concerns in the suggestion box. Of note, Cletus had labeled the shredder in the upstairs… — Penny Reid Duane Suggested Copy Share Image
“And why did men insist on buying the largest size? Didn’t they understand the concept of sizes? Did they think buying a… — Penny Reid Condom Copy Share Image
“I recognized him instantly even though the last time I saw him in person he was seventeen, naked, and asleep. I was… — Penny Reid Last time Copy Share Image
“I've learned that the more people I love — and I mean really, really, completely, unconditionally love — the happier I am.” — Penny Reid Friendship Copy Share Image
“Alex the waiter was on my Spank Naughty list in third place, right after Henry Calvill the actor, then Henry Calvill as… — Penny Reid Funny Copy Share Image
“Tuesday Horoscope: Your happily ever after begins today, as long as you remember there is no such thing as happily ever after.” — Penny Reid Tuesday Copy Share Image
“If you know who you are, rejection matters very little. It says more about the small-mindedness of the person who is doing… — Penny Reid Rejecting Copy Share Image
“He wasn’t a robot needing reprogramming; he was a person. He was ultimately responsible for fixing himself, and only if he wanted… — Penny Reid Robotics Copy Share Image
“the normals, the small-minded people who fill their brains with small-minded pursuits, who blend in and keep up with the Joneses. Those… — Penny Reid Surround yourself Copy Share Image
“Come to Mama, baby girl.” Sandra kissed my forehead and held me in a tight embrace; lest I forget her profession as… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“the point of kintsugi is to treat broken pieces and their repair as part of the history of an object. A break… — Penny Reid Broken pieces Copy Share Image
“He threw his hands up. “What the hell is going on?” “Nothing—” “That’s bullshit, and you know it.” He took a deep breath, clearly trying to… — Penny Reid Entire life Copy Share Image
“In that moment the world tilted, and I completely lost control of my sex organs. Apparently my vagina, uterus, and ovaries were… — Penny Reid Sexiest Copy Share Image
“Why are heroines in romantic novels—despite their cleanliness and enviable lifestyles—so unlikeable? It’s like they’ve been hit with a vanilla ninny stick,… — Penny Reid Deserve better Copy Share Image
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink the water that will allow it to enter into… — Penny Reid Drink water Copy Share Image
“This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, rants, facts, contrivances, and incidents are either the product of the author’s… — Penny Reid Book Copy Share Image
“I have no desire to cherish each person's bullshit and call it a beautiful snowflake.” — Penny Reid Snowflake Copy Share Image
“Because I would rather see the sadness in your eyes now than resentment in your eyes months or years from now” — Penny Reid Anger Copy Share Image
“And looking like sex on a stick – if sex were Italian and the stick had an unfair amount of charisma.” — Penny Reid Stick Sex Copy Share Image
“Together we would not be perfectly pragmatic. We would be impressively impractical.” — Penny Reid Impractical Copy Share Image
“Keep in mind, Cletus doesn’t much like change. When he changes, it’ll be kicking and screaming the whole way.” — Penny Reid Change Copy Share Image
“I’d spent fourteen years as a we. An us. And becoming a me at this point was entirely out of the question” — Penny Reid Fourteen Copy Share Image
“Reading, for me, was like breathing. It was probably akin to masturbation for my brain.” — Penny Reid Reading Copy Share Image
“Anyway, you want to come inside? Cletus made dinner tonight. I’m sure he’d love to slide you his sausage.” — Penny Reid Dinner Copy Share Image
“I hesitated, because this question sounded like a trap. A woman trap. The most perilous of all traps.” — Penny Reid Trap Copy Share Image
“Dan : "Greg was whistling. Whistling ! And giving their little gnome a bath. Cutest fucking baby I've ever seen.” — Penny Reid Cutest Fucking Copy Share Image
“Not all those who wander are lost.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring ~” — Penny Reid Fellowship of the ring Copy Share Image
“he six Winston boys had inherited their father’s ability to charm snakes, the IRS, and women.” — Penny Reid Parenting Copy Share Image
“What?” I whispered, suspicious, still fighting my flare of hormones. Or, more precisely, whoremones. That’s” — Penny Reid Suspicious Copy Share Image
“I decided, as I succumbed to sleep, that men should come with manuals, subtitles, and reset buttons.” — Penny Reid Reset button Copy Share Image
“If I were a function, you would be my asymptote. I always tend toward you.” — Penny Reid Function Copy Share Image
“He was the dehydrated horse. He had to drink water himself. He had to want it.” — Penny Reid Drink water Copy Share Image
