“When does something man-made cease being synthetic, and become real?” — Penny Reid Real Copy Share Image
“Italians who speak Italian should be illegal, or at least come with warning labels - may make your panties explode.” — Penny Reid Italy Copy Share Image
“With you there are only two distances that matter: Here. Not here. You are not here.” — Penny Reid Distances Copy Share Image
“Three things cannot hide for long: the Moon, the Sun and the Truth.” ― Gautama Buddha” — Penny Reid Gautama buddha Copy Share Image
“Some people reject their God given gifts because society makes them feel ashamed when they shine.” — Penny Reid Ashamed Copy Share Image
“Men live simply but are not simple. Boys are simple but do not live simply.” — Penny Reid Boys Copy Share Image
“Almost immediately I told that voice to go eat shit and die.” — Penny Reid Immediately Copy Share Image
“Sorry. That was melodramatic. Let me clarify: I didn’t want to die, I wanted to be unconscious.” — Penny Reid Melodramatic Copy Share Image
“You’re a good kisser.” It sounded like an accusation. I shrugged, giving her a satisfied smile. “I practice.” Her gaze sharpened. “Oh?” “Yes. With my pillow. And a watermelon that one time.” — Penny Reid Gaze Copy Share Image
“Cletus had labeled the shredder in the upstairs office suggestion box a year ago when Duane had suggested half days on Fridays.… — Penny Reid Friday Copy Share Image
“Come self-sufficient. Come powerful. Or come weak and uncertain. Just come to me. And stay. Trust that you are precisely the right… — Penny Reid Life Copy Share Image
“And, by the way, thank you for drugging me with Ketamine in Nigeria. He now thinks I’m a recreational drug user.” “You’re… — Penny Reid Drug User Copy Share Image
“all people are lost, to varying degrees. I suspected that it’s only when we love others—through purpose, friendship, romance, or any combination… — Penny Reid Friendship Copy Share Image
“I thought about it; my head said no and my vagina said yes and my heart said I don’t know! I’m emotionally… — Penny Reid Inhibited Copy Share Image
“And his eyes. Don't get me started on his eyes. Just . . . don't. I can't even with this guy. So.… — Penny Reid Eyes Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to lie, I recognized Luca’s voice almost instantly. But I was also in denial, and denial is a blissful… — Penny Reid Denial Copy Share Image
“I’m not going to lie, I was eating my second dinner. If I weren’t so tall and my feet free of hair,… — Penny Reid Dinner Copy Share Image
“Explaining the kiss away via alcohol-induced madness made my head feel better, as though the world had been righted on its axis,… — Penny Reid Truth Copy Share Image
“What I saw were snapshots of my past. I saw having somebody, the someone I never had to explain shit to, my… — Penny Reid Past Copy Share Image
“Returning my attention to Quinn, I found him watching me with a glare of suspicion. “How old are you?” I reared back an inch, but… — Penny Reid War Copy Share Image
“Greg cut in thoughtfully, “Not to play devil’s advocate—” At this, we all scoffed. All of us. Even Quinn. Synchronized eye-rolling. Greg… — Penny Reid Gaze Copy Share Image
“Look who finally decided to show up.” Cletus greeted me with both hands on his hips, standing just outside the garage. “I was about to send… — Penny Reid Time of day Copy Share Image
“the normals, the small-minded people who fill their brains with small-minded pursuits, who blend in and keep up with the Joneses. Those… — Penny Reid Surround yourself Copy Share Image
“Come to Mama, baby girl.” Sandra kissed my forehead and held me in a tight embrace; lest I forget her profession as… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***” — Penny Reid Just Peed Copy Share Image
“Sorry, sometimes when I try to rhyme I end up sounding like Yoda.” — Penny Reid Rhyme Copy Share Image
“When people are overwhelmed, they can't see past their own campfire.” — Penny Reid Campfire Copy Share Image
“in their backyard, their impending eviction from the trailer park, and Cousin Serena’s” — Penny Reid Eviction Copy Share Image
“His response filled me with glee. It was as if a unicorn had appeared beneath a double rainbow and started tap dancing.” — Penny Reid Funny Copy Share Image
“mean it, Beau. I can’t go through life focused solely on my own burdens. You leaning on me makes me stronger.” My” — Penny Reid Burdens Copy Share Image
“If I wanted commentary on my ass, I would go to a proctologist.” My” — Penny Reid Commentary Copy Share Image
“« Quote of the day: “Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel it».” — Penny Reid Friendship Copy Share Image
“And, when it was time for Meg to give her statement, I punched her in the face.” — Penny Reid Punched Copy Share Image
“That is why I don't want a cell phone. I don't want a droopy fin.” — Penny Reid Cell phone Copy Share Image
“Then, I reached for my sandwich and took a bite. It wasn’t the same as biting a person, but the chewing helped.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I have no desire to cherish each person's bullshit and call it a beautiful snowflake.” — Penny Reid Snowflake Copy Share Image
“Because I would rather see the sadness in your eyes now than resentment in your eyes months or years from now” — Penny Reid Anger Copy Share Image
“And looking like sex on a stick – if sex were Italian and the stick had an unfair amount of charisma.” — Penny Reid Stick Sex Copy Share Image
“Together we would not be perfectly pragmatic. We would be impressively impractical.” — Penny Reid Impractical Copy Share Image
“Keep in mind, Cletus doesn’t much like change. When he changes, it’ll be kicking and screaming the whole way.” — Penny Reid Change Copy Share Image