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“Italians who speak Italian should be illegal, or at least come with warning labels - may make your panties explode.” quote by Penny Reid — Download Open image

““Italians who speak Italian should be illegal, or at least come with warning labels - may make your panties explode.””

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“He was the dehydrated horse. He had to drink water himself. He had to want it.”

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“she’s too quiet about it.” “Isn’t that the point of leading by example?” Kat frowned at her ball of yarn, more of a tangled mass of yarn than a ball. “Yes, mostly. But if you don’t ever say anything, then how can others follow your example? All the good works get lost in the background noise. I think there are…

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“Because knowledge is only a cage if you dwell in isolation.”

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“Breathless and Wretched, the new fragrance by Calvin Klein.”

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“Proposing is like giving someone your dick and a sharp knife, then waiting to see what they do next.”

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“I felt abruptly as though I’d just been peed on. I didn’t want to be peed on. ***”

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“Why are heroines in romantic novels—despite their cleanliness and enviable lifestyles—so unlikeable? It’s like they’ve been hit with a vanilla ninny stick, devoid of personality and blind to the gift before them. They’re doomed to wander in ignorance until the last thirty pages of the book. By then I’m usually actively rooting against a happy ending because the fantastical fictional…

“this post-modern individualism is harmful, that we—Western society—have become lazy in our dependencies and relationships. To say, ‘Don’t attempt to love another until you know what it is to love yourself,’ is imbecilic. We, humans, must be loved first to know how to love in return. This is why we are given families, ideally parents, who will love us, teach…

“You’re a good kisser.” It sounded like an accusation. I shrugged, giving her a satisfied smile. “I practice.” Her gaze sharpened. “Oh?” “Yes. With my pillow. And a watermelon that one time.”

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“I’m a lawyer. Pessimists see a glass half-empty; optimists see a glass half-full. Lawyers see a glass containing possible carcinogenic materials without a warning…

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