Climbing to the top Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

“ See what happens when you abuse steroids? Dudes should have read the warning label. First the penis shrinks, then the sentence structure deteriorates.…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“You are a total nerd.” Not what he’s expecting, the darkness wiped away by a startled laugh. “What?” “Why else would you possibly know…

— Eliza Crewe

“I have a strong opinion on steroids.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There is a metal bar with two small balls, one at the top and one on the underside, in the end of his penis,…

— Kristen Proby

“My new employer made me get a drug test, so I ripped off my shirt, flexed my muscles, and said, “You suspect me of…

— Jarod Kintz

“I am not a total pervert. Although, to be honest, consider the night we’ve been having. First handcuffs, and now this? Way more kinky…

— Marjorie M. Liu

“Did you just say 'nerd'?" "Not a 'nerd' - node." "Oh.”

— Raymond Benson

“like a spaz on steroids”

— Anonymous

“Sorry, I didn’t know that you had a vagina, I’ll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells like pee…

— Katelin LaMontagne

“... Brandon's going to talk to a B-O-Y, and -" "What?" "That's your assignment tonight. You converse in public with a boy. You've heard…

— J.C. Lillis

Mercy laughed. “You have to excuse them—boys suffer from an incurable disability.” “What?” “Testosterone.

— Nalini Singh

“Sam.” Only he could say my name with so much exasperation and fondness all at the same time. It was really quite remarkable. “I…

— T.J. Klune