Best Penn Jillette Quotations
- I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business. Business
- I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment. All
- I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats. All
- I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon. Cannon
- I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along. Along
- I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship. Censorship
- I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers. Any
- I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right. Better
- I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things. Bass
- I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my… All
- I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there. Bird
- I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life. Celebration
- I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage. Comedian
- I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony. Age
- I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself. Fooling
- I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change… Already Dead
- I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules. Catholic
- I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away. Act
- I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports. Always Fascinated
- I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. Always Surprised
- I'm an amazing mama's boy. Amazing
- I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice. Been
- I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life. Alcohol
- I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke. Attractive
- If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.' Avoid
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