"If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I……" — Penn Jillette
"If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'"
—
Penn Jillette
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
227 Quotes by Penn Jillette
Penn Jillette has 227 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The…
-
The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.
-
If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and…
-
People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get…
-
This I believe: I believe there is no God.
-
I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you…
-
How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or…
-
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody…
-
If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life…
-
How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize?
-
The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people,
-
The purpose of art is to collide the intellectual and visceral together at the highest speed possible.
See all 227 quotes by Penn Jillette »
More Avoid Quotes
This quote is filed under Avoid Quotes,
one of 2,552 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
The aim of the wise is not to secure pleasure, but to avoid pain.
— Aristotle
-
Foreignness is all around. Only in the heart of the heart of the country, namely the heart of the United…
— Margaret Atwood
-
Like many modern poets, I tend to conceal rhymes by placing them in the middle of lines, and to avoid…
— Margaret Atwood
-
I think I hate cynicism more than anything else. It's the curse of our age, and I want to avoid…
— Paul Auster
-
Avoid problems, and you'll never be the one who overcame them.
— Richard Bach
-
I'd love to remain a secret and still work, but I also want people to see the movies I'm in…
— Christian Bale
-
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
— Joey Adams
-
My point is that perceptual bias can affect nut jobs and scientists alike. If we hold too rigidly to what…
— Martha Beck
-
The argument of socialists, that people really want to share, beyond a reasonable level of charity, is rubbish, though it…
— Conrad Black
-
Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you.
— William Blake
-
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon shots.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
-
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
See all 2,552 Avoid Quotes »