You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Argument Copy Share Image
There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Takers and Givers Takers Eat Well, Givers Sleep Well..! — Nikhil Saluja Sleep Copy Share Image
MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep. — Nikhil Saluja Dream Copy Share Image
You can change the way you think by listening to different types of music — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever life brings me down, I pick myself right back up... with a line of coke. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a girl puts her Myspace link on her Twitter profile, I automatically assume she's a cock sucking whore. — Nikhil Saluja Twitter Copy Share Image
I'm having a really bad day. Every traffic light was green so I wasn't able to check twitter for 20 minutes. Someone… — Nikhil Saluja Bad day Copy Share Image
The easiest way to win if your girlfriend likes to play games is by hitting her with a cheat code. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She doesn't want a man. She just wants a dude she can text all day that makes her laugh. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Whenever I start to feel like a failure I just remember there's no duct tape on my car and everything is better. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The magic button to get a woman to behave for at least 20 minutes is called a clitoris. — Nikhil Saluja Clitoris Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm still trying to move on but every night I can't stop myself from crying because of you. — Nikhil Saluja Being broken Copy Share Image
If you don't text first, we won't talk - my only rule with my imaginary girlfriend — Nikhil Saluja Girlfriend Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale. — Nikhil Saluja Coffee Copy Share Image
No one has the right to judge you. They might have heard your stories, but they didn't feel what you were going… — Nikhil Saluja Being judged Copy Share Image
I ate sushi and pizza in the same day because my diet is a woman's Tumblr page. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
Like to tell my girlfriend Great job on those tits before she leaves for work. — Nikhil Saluja Girlfriend Copy Share Image
Ladies, not swallowing is a huge fucking inconvenience. Respectfully, Men everywhere. — Nikhil Saluja Inconvenience Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mom walking in on you looking at the Google homepage. — Nikhil Saluja Awkward moment Copy Share Image
Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters. — Nikhil Saluja Bachelors Copy Share Image
Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you give a fuck what they think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your… — Nikhil Saluja Mother Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
It's terrible to lose someone we love, but it's even worse to lose ourselves while loving them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
NEVER tell your problems to ANYONE¦ 20% dont care, and 80% are glad that you have them ! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A relationship without trust is like an ice cream truck without any ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Ice cream Copy Share Image
A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not to brag but I'm so good that I can make women scream before sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS. — Nikhil Saluja Good old days Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wonder if life is worth fighting for. Then I think of you and I'm ready for war. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Promises are meant to be broken~ So are your arms, legs and your FACE!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
