Did It Hurt?... When you fell out of the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down? — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
I know you're mad, so I'm gonna try not to fall asleep during this argument. — Nikhil Saluja Argument Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wet spot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm starting to accept the fact that the closest I'll ever get to having a superpower is being invisible on FB chat.. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The only thing I've learnt in school is that I hate a lot of people. — Nikhil Saluja Education Copy Share Image
Every building should have a false alarm in the lobby in case there isn't a fire. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I miss when I was Little, and didnt care about my weight, clothes or hair.., I just did what made me happy..! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you realize your expectations are selfish, then you'll know whom to blame your disappointments on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yest I climbed up a tree & read out a bird some of my tweets. She looked at me, shook her head… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power - like God must feel when he's holding… — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
A Woman Never Say: I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again. — Nikhil Saluja Hair Copy Share Image
If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle. — Nikhil Saluja Funny Copy Share Image
Saving your virginity for someone special is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet. — Nikhil Saluja Virgin Copy Share Image
Hitman: The one who kills people for money. Hitwoman: The one who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Woman say:I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. Woman means:We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still let's me put my penis inside of her. So, who's stupid now? — Nikhil Saluja Jokes Copy Share Image
Personnely I think that conservatives & liberals should move towards the middle of the road. Makes it easier to run'em over. — Nikhil Saluja Conservatives Copy Share Image
Holidays means relatives around the house. Relatives around the house means I need to wear pants. This is bullshit. — Nikhil Saluja Holiday Copy Share Image
If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Judging by the tweets, you guys all lead really interesting lies — Nikhil Saluja Lies Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you break your friends towel rack trying to wipe shit off of your finger. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You gotta use hand claps and at the end of the day as weapons when you start to lose control of an… — Nikhil Saluja End of the day Copy Share Image
Every time someone talks to me today I just start yawning, because fuck what they have to say. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
This bitch always make me confuse the fuck me eyes with the fuck you eyes... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some girls need to have CAUTION: I WILL ATTEMPT TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND! on their profile. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies: If they weren't meant to be used to get attention, God would have put boobs in a different place. — Nikhil Saluja Boobs Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja Art Copy Share Image
Imagine all the FUN shit we wouldn't have if stupid bitch Eve didn't take a bite from that apple. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I like my women like I like my mustard, spread right on top of my wiener. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when someone says they are not ignoring you but yet they are not talking to you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls: to be very honest with you, we guys really don't give a shit about finding your g-spot. — Nikhil Saluja Girls Copy Share Image
Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like an assassin, especially when pussy is number one on my hit list. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've fingered many hookers and not a single one has ever honored the five finger discount. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties. — Nikhil Saluja Diet Copy Share Image
Fact: The more buttons a girl has on her clothes, the easier it is for a guy to take them off. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
