Whiskey Quotes

“The whiskey kicked like a mugger.”

— Ken Bruen

My favorite beer is whiskey.

— Nikhil Saluja

Whiskey is a vitamin.

— Motley Crue

Whiskey and speed!

— Twiggy

“No whiskey, no religion, nothing.”

— Charles Willeford

“My thirsty wanted whiskey...”

— Kris Kristofferson

I'm drowning in whiskey river.

— Willie Nelson

Light Lunch? Whiskey and a Cigar

— Nikhil Saluja

Beer is for happy times. Whiskey is for sad times.

— Anonymous

“I'm drinking whiskey. Doesn't get much more real than this.”

— Meredith Wild

You'll be my glass of wine I'll be your shot of whiskey

— Blake Shelton

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.

— Mark Twain

The giant imaginary bottle of whiskey is with me.

— Rocko

“Adventure runs on all sorts of whiskey. ”

— Atticus Poetry

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

— Casey Stengel

Brother, can't you see, ain't no future in poison whiskey.

— Lynyrd Skynyrd

When I was a young reporter, the great vice among journalists was whiskey. Today, it's cynicism.

— Paul Simon

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

— Herb Kelleher

I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn't have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of…

— Andrew Jackson

Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine.

— Artie Shaw

Oh don't you be like me. Drink your good sweet cherry wine and let that whiskey be.

— Lead Belly

I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.

— Anonymous

Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime-it's not very scientific, but it helps.

— Alexander Fleming

“Whiskey? Seriously?” Alice asked. “What? It’s good for you. Makes bruises heal faster.” “You’re so full of shit.”

— Anonymous

Somewhere back a whiskey or so ago I wrote that thinking was a real thing in the world, just like anything else.…

— Matthew Zapruder

There are some people who read too much: the bibliobibuli. I know some who are constantly drunk on books, as other men…

— H. L. Mencken

Don't go taking that gospel stuff seriously. It's nice to clean you out now and then, but it ain't for real. It's…

— Dorothy Allison

Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you…

— Junior Johnson

“And there’s nothing wrong with spinsters, anyway. They have nice cats and little bowls full of candy. Mrs. Bailey and Mrs. Newitz…

— Catherynne M. Valente

No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you -…

— Carrie Nation

Congress allows lemonade to the members and has it charged under the head of stationery-I move also that whiskey be allowed under…

— Davy Crockett

“At that time the only treatment of angelism, that is, excessive abstraction of the self from itself, was recovery of the self…

— Walker Percy

It's hard for comic actors used to pulling faces just to be on screen, but Tina Fey does a good job. I…

— David Edelstein

“Johnnie Walker is my celebratory drink,” I explained. “But when I’m out, I typically only drink whiskey. My dad only drank whiskey.…

— Danielle Allen

I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to…

— Charles Bukowski

There isn’t any significant difference between the various brands of whiskey, or cigarettes or beer. They are all about the same. And…

— David Ogilvy

Consider the death of Princess Diana. This accident involved an English citizen, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashed in a French tunnel, driving…

— Mark Riebling

I built a leprechaun trap that was made to look like a tiny hotel. There was a ramp where the leprechaun could…

— Alex Hirsch

“What have you been drinking, anyway?” “Whiskey,” he answered easily, and a short laugh escaped my lips. “Of course. I should have…

— Kandi Steiner

“And just like that, I’d taken my first shot. I didn’t tell Jamie it was my first one, I didn’t think I…

— Kandi Steiner