The federal government cannot maintain a budget surplus any more than an alcoholic can leave a fresh bottle of whiskey untouched in… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
Friedman stumbled in, late to the seminar as usual and reeking of cigar smoke and whiskey. He hadn't read the paper being… — George Stigler Copy Share Image
I'm doing an introduction for one of Ralph's [Steadman] books. He's doing something called Gonzo, the Art I think he's stealing from… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
Between his eyes, there were four lines, the marks of such misery as children should never feel. He spoke with that wonderful… — Martha Gellhorn Copy Share Image
But to hear Kennedy when he was grandstanding in front of the McClellan Committee you might have thought I was making as… — Jimmy Hoffa Copy Share Image
There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
the psyche has been burned and left us senseless, the world has been darker than lights-out in a closet full of hungry… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I drink a lot of everything; beer while watching football. I have a taste for whiskey, but Jack Daniels and ginger is… — Jeff Gannon Copy Share Image
We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the… — Gary Allan Copy Share Image
A bibliomaniac is one to whom books are like bottles of whiskey to the inebriate, to whom anything that is between covers… — Hugh Walpole Copy Share Image
I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
It is a great paradox and a great injustice that writers write because we fear death and want to leave something indestructible… — Ariel Gore Copy Share Image
After the week at the Fillmore we flew down to L.A. to hang out and pick up whatever gigs we could. We… — Mitch Mitchell Copy Share Image
I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey,… — John Cheever Copy Share Image