Kody Keplinger

“Why did that jackass have to sit next to me?”

— Kody Keplinger

“Screw nightmares. I was waking up.”

— Kody Keplinger

“For a girl with such a fat ass, I felt pretty invisible.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Anger was less painful than abandonment.”

— Kody Keplinger

“ Wesley Rush doesn't chase girls, but I'm chasing you. ”

— Kody Keplinger

“I don't think normal exists.”

— Kody Keplinger

“It wasn't a game," Cash whispered. "Not to me.”

— Kody Keplinger

“I'd say we're both pretty fucked up." "Very true.”

— Kody Keplinger

“How is that possbile?' Harrison asked. 'He is so *hot*.' 'My dad? Christ, that's gross.' 'He is.' 'Ew.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Don’t lie to yourself because you think nit’s safer. Reality doesn’t work like that…”

— Kody Keplinger

“He was my perfect match. Unfortunately he wasn't aware of this fact.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Wesley Rush doesn't date, he fucks - everyone, for that matter.”

— Kody Keplinger

“That just proves there's something going on with you and Mr. Jackass.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Maybe if you could put him on mute… and cut off his hands… maybe—just maybe—he’d be tolerable then.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Sometimes it's hard to predict who will make a person happy. But in the end, that's what matters.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Because I want to see you with someone better than him. Someone who will see how lucky they are to have you.”

— Kody Keplinger

“ "...we’re all fucking Duffs.” (Designated Ugly Fat Friend) “I’m not the Duff,” Wesley said confidently. “That’s because you don’t have friends.”…

— Kody Keplinger

“Being ashamed of what you want or how you feel is pointless, and letting anyone else make you feel ashamed is a…

— Kody Keplinger

“Sorry," she said. "I'm just ... surprised. It's weird. Sex was never scary to me." She paused. "So what about it do…

— Kody Keplinger

“Your sense of humor needs some work, then,' Wesley suggested. 'Most girls find my jokes charming.' 'Those girls must have IQs low…

— Kody Keplinger

“The winter sky has already turned black, but I could still see Wesley's gray eyes in the darkness. They were exactly the…

— Kody Keplinger

“I mean, there is a reason its initials are VD. I bet you more people contract syphilis on Valentine's Day than on…

— Kody Keplinger

“Wow,' he said. 'Seriously - *wow*. I mean, what are the odds that of all the people Dad might marry, the chick's…

— Kody Keplinger

You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out. Let go a little…

— Kody Keplinger

“While I'm sure this is going to be a fascinating story,' I interrupted. 'I don't care. I'm having a major parental crisis…

— Kody Keplinger

“I don't like him," I explained. "He annoys the hell out of me ninety-six percent of the time, and sometimes I'd like…

— Kody Keplinger

“And there was no way I could talk about it with Dad. Our version of "the talk" had been him clearing his…

— Kody Keplinger

“You're a disgusting, shallow, womanizing jackass, and I hope that soda stains your preppy little shirt." Just before I marched away, i…

— Kody Keplinger

“- He's arrogant, and he sleeps with everything he can get his filthy hands on. Most of time, I just want to…

— Kody Keplinger

“I was supposed to be at the condo, wasting time on the beach, just Dad and me, figuring out college and my…

— Kody Keplinger

“On the ground, Cash gave a signal, and all the guys lined up by the pool. In unison, they stripped off their…

— Kody Keplinger

“Are you guys getting to know each other pretty well? I'm sure it's a little bit awkward at first.' 'Yeah,' I said.…

— Kody Keplinger

“So when you’re nervous, you count?” “Not just when I’m nervous,” I said. “It’s… all the time. I count the seconds during…

— Kody Keplinger

“I took Russian in high school,” Nathan said, climbing out of the pool. He’d decided to swim laps that afternoon instead of…

— Kody Keplinger

“I took a step back as the knob turned and the door swung open. There stood Dad, his eyes red and deeply…

— Kody Keplinger

“Well,” he sighed, squeezing my hand back. “I guess we were both running away in different ways.” “What do you mean?” Dad…

— Kody Keplinger

“By the time we reached the front door of the party house—a total mansion, like Harrison had said—Nathan was far behind us.…

— Kody Keplinger

“Great. He was a hottie, a good kisser, and a literature buff. God really must have had a sense of humor, because…

— Kody Keplinger

“I’m the wind beneath your wings”

— Kody Keplinger

“Yeah, it was sick and twisted, but that’s reality, right? Escape is impossible, so why not embrace it?”

— Kody Keplinger