INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. — Nikhil Saluja Alcohol Copy Share Image
There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
What the fuck is going up there - My stomach wondering while I'm chewing gum — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : One thing you can give and still keep ...is your word. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies: never trust a guy who goes to McDonalds and orders the Filet-O-Fish. Real men don't eat that shit. — Nikhil Saluja Real men Copy Share Image
SEX DRIVE, a physical craving which appears at puberty and ends at marriage — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because you're attractive does not mean everyone wants you. Bitch Please. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're a guy who's into Twilight, have a doctor prescribe you with a heavy dose of man the fuck up. — Nikhil Saluja Twilight Copy Share Image
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anybody can start today and make a new ending... — Nikhil Saluja New beginning Copy Share Image
With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. — Nikhil Saluja Children Copy Share Image
Sex is directly proportional to insecurity. The more insecure you are, the more sex you have on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot. — Nikhil Saluja Bad girl Copy Share Image
Think how miserable your sex life has to be to find the time to leave a comment on a porn video. — Nikhil Saluja Life Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. — Nikhil Saluja Coffee Copy Share Image
Pray like it all depends on God, Work like it all depends on you..! — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Ways of Life : Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're talking to someone and they start texting, you have every right to grab that phone and throw it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the rest of the book is prose; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As long as we dont forgive people who have hurt us, they occupy a RENT-FREE SPACE IN OUR MIND. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I said I'd be there in 5 minutes. Quit calling me every half hour. — Nikhil Saluja Being annoyed Copy Share Image
A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. — Nikhil Saluja Daycare Copy Share Image
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use. — Nikhil Saluja Facebook Copy Share Image
Some day, you will trust me again...but for now, I'm sorry that our love had to end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up. — Nikhil Saluja Anger Copy Share Image
Books like Twilight are what you get when you let women out of the kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Book Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. — Nikhil Saluja Banker Copy Share Image
I'm starting to think there are no restaurants that serve a dish called 'revenge.' — Nikhil Saluja Revenge Copy Share Image
How to Piss Off A Woman : Tell her you've applied for the position of blowjob inspector at the nearest whorehouse. — Nikhil Saluja Whorehouse Copy Share Image
I hate it when I grill a human rib and realize I'm out of mushroom sauce. — Nikhil Saluja Food Copy Share Image
I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror... — Nikhil Saluja Art Copy Share Image
